G. Y. Kim Part II

The greatest part about this is is that she loves to give us her instructions in English. Here's an example of it below:
The following diseases are your team homework that I will ask your team to present an oral and then turn in the team report with both disk and paper printed version. The contents of homework includes: (1) Frequency tables of symptoms/signs with range, mean, and epidemiological measurements of the risk of diseases, (2) Important epidemiological characteristics including age, gender, risk groups and risk/protection factors, (3) Most effective prevention/control strategies. The end of homework needs to have CONCLUSION and References.

I wish there was a team of college students presenting me with an oral too.

NOBODY in our class understands what the fuck she's trying to say, and I have come to this CONCLUSION:

What she's trying to say, and what she's saying, is completely different.

To top it off, everytime she gives us one of these far-fetched bullshit instructions, she likes to sign it with "C. C. Kim". (This is how baseball uniforms in Korea are printed) Remember how in the beginning I said last names are supposed to come first? Well, if you call somebody "Kim G. Y." in Taiwanese....

Let's just say that word rhymes with bunt and starts with a C.