Whiter than Rice

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Grandfather, you have returned!

The Chinese Sure Know Their Ceremonies

If you've been following the news, you know a douchebag "Taiwanese" politician has gone to China on a "mission of Peace", or what I refer to as "Mission of Acting Frenchlike". I use quotation marks because I really don't know if he's actually is Taiwanese, or just pretends to be Taiwanese so he can get votes. Did I mentino he's ridiculously rich and has been rumoured to beat his wife?

Click on the video link. The video is of him visiting his old Elementary school in China, and the Children have prepared a song and dance video for him. You don't have to know a word of Chinese for this to be funny.

The song is called "Grandfather, you have returned!"

Now that your grandfather has returned, he ain't draggin' his wife-beating ass back here is he?

Like I said before Lian went on his trip, I stated there were only two ways this trip could result in positivity for Taiwan:

He won't come back


He can't come back.

This is the DEFINITE Asian definition of "Douchebag of Liberty"


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