Well, at least somebody in our race can jump.

Ichiro!

That aint Kamikaze Tanaka from Major League 2 folks. (One of the most stereotypical characters EVER). It's from the NHK broadcast, so you'll have to endure random Asian sounding syllables while watching this incredibly display of athletic ability from a little yellow man.

Also, on a related tangent, Dennis Haysbert, President Palmer of 24, has actually had the incredibly career distinction of playing a foreign slugging corner outfielder in TWO Baseball movie franchises, if you can believe it. He was Peder Cerrano in the Major League series of movies, and he played Tom Selleck's friend on the Japanese team in that movie. And now he's president of the United States. Go figure.