Whiter than Rice

Monday, July 03, 2006

Went Gift Shopping for You Fuckers Yesterday

Went to the wholesale district for girly shit yesterday.

Literally had to leave my testicles at the door of the store, or otherwise they wouldn't let me in.

Bought a krapload of Hello Kitty stuff, so you'd all suffer as much as I do.

Cars will be fobbed.

Kittens will be hung on cell phones.

Fun will be had by all.


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