My New $1850 CDN Asus Frying Pan

I meant laptop.

I could fry an egg with this thing

Specs:
T2400 Dual Core CPU
1 Gig of Memory
ATI X1600 Video Card 256Mb
100 Gigabyte Harddrive
15.4 WXGA screen
DVD-Burner

It's hot like burning urine!