This Won't be a Racist Piece of Shit, Of Course Not!!!

Brittany Murphy stars in upcoming movie "The Ramen Girl"

The Ramen Girl is the charming story of a young American woman (Murphy), who finds herself stranded in Tokyo after a break-up with her boyfriend. Searching for meaning and direction in her life, she soon finds herself training to be a ramen noodle chef under the tutelage of a tyrannical, temperamental Japanese master (Toshiyuki Nishida). Their contentious relationship is the center of this funny, bittersweet story.

This is going nowhere good.

I'm almost bracing myself for the "dog meat flavoured ramen" jokes.

You know what's happening though...

I'm getting Ramen for lunch.

So fuck you Hollywood, fuck you in the ass.

At least they got a Japanese person to play Japanese this time.