I Thought Bananas Were the Best People In the World...

And as usual, I'm wrong.

Last Friday, they give us this patient...

It's a 51 year old mother who's a breast cancer patient.... before we do our history and PE, I go over the file... here were the semi-medically relevent bits that jumped out at me

"Trauma after fall during fight with overseas daughter"
"Caesarian in 1980"

This was going no where good.

Apparently, this 51 year old mother, WHO JUST HAD BREAST CANCER SURGERY, and WHOSE HUSBAND JUST DIED, was BEATEN by her 26 year old daughter.

Of course, it gets better/worse.

Tony: "Um... so you came to the ER because you suffered a fall?"
Patient: "Well... I had a fight with my daughter... she came back from overseas for work issues, and I wanted to talk to her... we got into a fight, and she pushed me to the ground, and then she KICKED ME DOWN... My husband and I sent her overseas when she was young... everything she has, her job, her life, we gave her... We disagree on a few things... I wanted her to get married, but she won't..."

"I told her I wanted to go live with her, but she said 'not a chance in hell'... and told me to go live in a home... and you know those places, if you had 10 years to live, you'll only live for 2... My husband died recently, and I have nothing left... I devoted my life for her, but now she's kicking me aside..."

Tony: "Where did you send your daughter?"

Inside head: Please don't be Canada please don't be Canada Please don't be Canada

Answer: "Canada"

Tony Inside Head: FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

My guess of inner thoughts of my three classmates standing there:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Two things are blatantly obvious:

1) The mother is annoying
2) The daughter is a stupid bitch

I hope I never ever run into this fucking whore on the street, because I'm relatively sure when I'm through I'm going to get a lawsuit of some sort.

If you were born with Yellow Skin, your mother is bound to be annoying.

DEAL WITH IT

So she's annoying.

EVERY ASIAN MOTHER IS ANNOYING.

IT'S AN UNWRITTEN RULE OF THE UNIVERSE.

You don't see me beating my mom, even though that's mostly due to fear.

I don't give a shit how annoying she is.
I don't give a shit if she tried to set you up with some 2-bit Asian dude every day.
I don't give a shit if she bitches you out for coming home late after you give some White fucker a blowjob

If your dad just died, and your mom has cancer and can no longer work,

YOU LET HER LIVE WITH YOU

What a useless fucking bitch. I hope she burns in hell.