You Know What I Fucking Hate?

MOTHERFUCKERS THAT TAKE THE ELEVATOR TO GO UP OR DOWN ONE FLOOR.

Elevators have limited room.

I'm running late.

I'm going to the 5th floor.

TAKE THE FUCKING STAIRS IF YOU ONLY HAVE ONE FLOOR TO GO YOU LAZY BASTARDS.

From now on, I decree that elevator usage must be limited to two floors or more except for the following:

1) Cargo being carried in like a cart or something
2) Old people
3) Wheelchair people
4) Crutches people
5) If you have NYHA Class II or more Heart Failure