Whiter than Rice

Monday, October 31, 2005

I hate Asian people

Again, I start with the day's minor beef, and then end with the major beef.

1. My first complaint of the day: beef.


For those that have never experienced the sweet heavenly orgasmic pleasure that is Yoshinoya, it is a bowl of rice topped with stir-fried beef and onions.

They're replacing it with a SANDWICH AND HAMBURGER joint.

There's nothing wrong with hamburger or sandwich. Except:
1) It's almost guarenteed to be ass
2) there's a MOS burger right beside it.

2. Theo Epstein was fired

Actually, this is a Cracker's fault, but thanks Lucchino and CHB for setting the Red Sox back for a decade.

3. Asian Medical Students

Motherfucking cliques.

More on that tomorrow

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Actual Constructive Feedback!

This is from the "Kitsilano Class of 2004" Post when I was trying to figure out who'd be destroying my house when we rented out our house to my cousin:

I'm a sibling that is on your list, but I won't say who and hopefully you can't figure it out. As for those three names with question marks, they're all right. Leah's brother is Jonothan. And Buster Kruse is the youngest, so there will be no more of them. Jordan Dalziel is nicer than Spencer, definitely. And that award that Vaughn received? It was for soccer, not for being "Hindu", which the award's namesake wasn't. I hardly think they need to "ETHNICALLY ALIGN" the awards. They don't reward you on your ethnicity or whatever, they reward you for what you DO.

Thanks for the Feedback. I really appreciate it. I appreciate enough to engage you honestly and respond to your comments.

I'm a sibling that is on your list, but I won't say who and hopefully you can't figure it out.

I respect your wish to remain anonymous, but it's a clear sign that this blog of mine blows, because its readers don't want to be associated with reading it. Not that I blame them.

And Buster Kruse is the youngest, so there will be no more of them.

I'd like to elaborate on this point. There will be no more:
1) of THIS generation
2) that we know about.

I'd hate to plot Keta's Family History on her Admission note that's for sure.

Jordan Dalziel is nicer than Spencer, definitely.

A one liner that's snappy witty and insulting would be too easy in this situation. A one liner that's snappy, witty, insulting, AND the added stipulation of a mandatory AVIAN FLU reference? THAT my friends, is a literary puzzle.

Here's mine:

Yeah, like how SARS would have caused less deaths than the impending avian flu pandemic.

Not my best work I know.

I challenge YOU to this endeavour. I'll be expecting the clever witty responses soon.

And that award that Vaughn received? It was for soccer, not for being "Hindu", which the award's namesake wasn't. I hardly think they need to "ETHNICALLY ALIGN" the awards. They don't reward you on your ethnicity or whatever, they reward you for what you DO.

I think i need to reclarify my stance a little. This was not in anyway a shot at the winners of these prizes. I know for a fact that Vaughn is an excellent soccer player, not to mention a fine upstanding citizen of the Hindu community. There is no way I would slander Vaughn, a symbol of moral strength of the Hindu people, with vicious lies and insults.

The ethnic aligning thing was semi-tongue-in-cheek. I just felt that if we were going to recognize excellence, which all the winners are, we should have done it so that excellence of ethnicities could be emphasized. You know, give the Hindu Soccer award to the best Hindu soccer player, recognize that guy for his part for making the Hindu Soccer Community proud, and give Vaughn the award for best Whitebread Soccer player or something.

(I know the soccer award isnt' Hindu... just using it as an example)

If there's going to be a "Jewish War veterans" award that awards say Academic Excellence, then they should find the most deserving Jewish kid to give it to. Not because that kid is Jewish, but because he/she deserves to be recognized as a fine upstanding member of the Jewish Community.

Point: Have awards that specially awards excellence for certain minority groups, and then have the rest of the awards be a free-for-all.

I know I'm being semi-hypocratic as I'm saying this because my money was given to me in the name of some Cracker, but that was because they HAD to give it to me beacuse I was smarter than all you White fuckers. Not that the competition was tough or anything. You know, Peter Stein, Pride of the Caucasian Race and all.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

I live with a bunch of sad fuckers

I really should be doing work, but this is a story I have to tell. It shows you what a pathetic place I'm living in with a bunch of sad fuckers.

Today we had pathology lab... a class that starts at 10 am, 2 hours after our pathology lecture, which I dont' attend because it's at 8 o'clock in the fucking morning.

I see my buddies gather at this one place... so I walk up and ask what the hell is going on. They were all waiting around for this girl to walk in because they had heard from somebody that she was wearing a MINI-SKIRT today.

Now, the girl they were talking about... um... nice girl. Like a pretty decent person that doesn't treat people like krap. She rates at 6.5 normally, 7 on a good day, 7.5 after a few beers. Not exactly replacement level, but nothing special either. But I stay around anyway because I assumed she whored herself up by Asian standards (i.e. normal dress for the rest of civilization, not counting the "stone-women-to-death-for-being-raped part) and I was really curious what her legs looked like.

She walks in the door.

She's wearing a skirt a couple of inches above her KNEES.

I almost slapped the motherfuckers that made me wait around.

Here's how the rest of the conversation went:

Tony: Wait, that's SHORT? Then what the fuck is LONG? That Taliban-ass shit where women can't reveal anything except their eyes?
Buddies: Well, what about the clothing worn by your female friends at home?
Tony: 妳是LG比雞腿是不是?

I had to use Chinese for the last quote because 1) the Taiwanese readers would find it funny 2) I'd get to explain local dialect to the rest of you.

What i said translated word by word - Are you comparing a penis to a chicken leg?

The phrase is actually an analogy pointing out the ridiculousness of comparisons. Some examples would be:
Comparing my money to Bill Gate's money
Comparing my accomplishments to Einstein's accomplishments
Comparing Peter Stein's intelligence to the intelligence of a genetically-defective gerbil

You know, because a penis is dramatically smaller than a chicken leg, thus making the comparison stupid? (African-Americans need not apply)

What a sad pathetic World I live in, where Asian Males are being deprived of the opportunity of staring at scantily-clad females who happen to be their friends.

I will never say a foul word about my female colleagues at Kitsilano ever again. Well, at least about the manner of their attire.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Yale is Fucking Racist

Chinese Students suing Yale over discrimination

NEW HAVEN, Conn. -- Graduate student teachers and researchers filed a complaint Thursday accusing Yale University of a pattern of discrimination against Chinese students.

The complaint _ organized by a group trying to unionize graduate students _ contends that Chinese students have been singled out for bad grades.
Year after year, Chinese graduate students in engineering face expulsion and are called upon to defend their academic standing," Cong Huang, president of the Association of Chinese Students and Scholars at Yale, wrote in a letter to Yale administrators. "We have no hard data, but know for sure that every year someone fights a very trying and high-stakes battle.

"If we lose, we not only lose our place in our department, our careers, our visas, but also our dignity and we are forced to leave the country."

Xuemei Han, who works and studies in the ecology and evolutionary biology department, said administrators told her they were stripping her of funding and she must leave the university at the end of the year because she is not in good academic standing. Han said she passed all her exams and requirements.

Han also said a professor told her it would be too much work to advise a Chinese student because of language difficulties.

Jenn, all I gotta say is this:

Shove it up their collective White asses.

If I were Black I'd say "you go girlfriend", but I'm not.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Battlestar Galactica

This has to be my favourite show on TV. It's filmed in my hometown of Vancouver, and I think friend worked on the set or something. It's pretty damn awesome for a science fiction TV Show (The best EVER probably), and one reason for that is because it is so DARK. There isn't a light moment in the show EVER. It's so heavy and burdens the audience.

Even though I love the show, I still have lots of beef with the show. Perhaps I don't know... because the show is RACIST!!!!

A brilliant written shot and produced piece of unintended racism, but still racism.

I'm just going to list my beef with the show from small beef to large beef:

1) Not really a racial thing, but it kind of drains from my "geeky-living-in-my-mom's-basement-fantasizing-about-alternate-universes-moment" when I see the Vancouver Public Library on the planet of Caprica. Just a minor thing.

2) It is obviously justifiable that when Cally (My favourite character) on the show shot Sharon she only got 30 days of jail. Previously good behavior, too valuable to lose to too much jail time (fixing ships)... but it's pretty obvious she only got off light because she was a sweet little innocent White girl. I bet you if a Black dude shot Sharon some White marine would have shot the guy saying it was "self-defense" and "the minority suspect was a threat" or some other bullshit the cops use to get away with minority beating.

3) Lieutenant Gaeta's role on the ship angers me greatly. It's pretty clear that he's the CIC bitch, and he has to do all the work without all the glory. Cleaning up viruses, plotting jumps... you know, basic computer and math skills White people don't have.

If I were Gaeta I'd just be like "Plot your own damn jump Colonel, you drunken Irish piece of shit."

Apparently on the Pegasus Gaeta's job being done by a "Lieutenant Hoshi". Guess there's a reason those two ships are alive. All the ships with White navigators are all dead.

4) It's pretty obvious they wrote the Dee character to be smart and tough. So what do they do with the character? Give her a krappy dead-end minimum wage task fit for a minority on Galactica (a TELEPHONE OPERATOR!!!), and then have her somehow let Billy the White Useless Douche to stick his penis in her.

5) They had this loser Asian character pilot that they killed in like 3 episode in season I. I really don't have a problem with the concept of "Expendable loser Asian male with 3 lines that die", but you could have given him a better call-sign. His call-sign was CHUCKLES. It was bad enough that he was the "Expendable loser Asian male with 3 lines that die", but make his callsign the most GIRLISH CALLSIGN EVER? That's just wrong. They might as well made his call-sign Sliteye or something.

"I'm HIT!!"
"Oh well he was going to die eventually."

6) Edward Olmos is a fucking unbelievable actor. And he's Hispanic, which is cool. You knwo what's NOT cool? Cast the most Whitebread actor EVER, not to mention possibly the WORST actor EVER to play his son. Did I mention the son is a totally tool?

Here's insult to injury: Edward Olmos's son is actually ON THE SHOW. (His son plays Hotdog). Terrific casting by the producers. Get some bullshit krap White actor who sucks at his job to play a Hispanic man's son, while the Hispanic actor's actual son plays another peripheral character on the show. Just fucking genius.

7) Sharon

Make the Asian character the traitor.

That's right.

Make the Asian character the fall-guy (or girl). Because Asian people are unscrutable and unscrupulous.

The only reason the character is still alive on the show and able to redeem her self?

Because some White guy gets to stick his penis in her.

Total racial bullshit as usual.

If they were going to insult an Asian female they coudl have made her a bad pilot or something. It would have been at least believable, because we all know Asian females can't drive.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

My Favourite Tidbit of "English Language Use" Lately

I was doing a little homework on hemmorhagic shock... and I came across this sentence beginnin with:


I know it was a medical academic article, but couldn't they have just written "Minorities getting shot or stabbed?"


(Somebody is going to come up with an anal sex joke, so save it.)