Whiter than Rice

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Bitch, Fuck You, Fuck You In Your Bleeding Ass

Kelly Ellard's Lawyer Wants a 4th Trial Due to What the Son of a Bitch refers to as a sentence "too harsh"

VANCOUVER -- A lawyer expects there will be a fourth trial for Kelly Ellard, who was convicted of second-degree murder after Reena Virk was beaten to death.

Peter Wilson, Ms. Ellard's lawyer, wants either an acquittal or another trial.

Ms. Ellard received an automatic life sentence in April, 2005 from Mr. Justice Robert Bauman of the B.C. Supreme Court, and was ordered to serve seven years before being eligible for parole.

Ms. Ellard, 15 at the time, was charged in 1997 in the death of 14-year-old Reena, who was beaten and drowned in Victoria's Gorge Waterway.

Ms. Ellard was tried in adult court and, after three trials, was convicted of second-degree murder.

So you and your stupid White Bitch friends gangbeat and drown a poor innocent Brown girl, and 7 years in a Mickey Mouse Prison is TOO HARSH??? What, rich daddy and mommy can't stand the thought of their poor little White princess in prison?

Maybe you should have thought of that before you put Reena's head in the water and kept it there because she was Brown.

Can't they send her to a male prison filled with angry Brown people?

Friday, July 21, 2006

Soccer in Canada

Let's see:

Opponents - The girls are something like Vancouver City All-Stars and University Varsity

Boys - A bunch of large White men who are all specimens of athletic prowess

My Wildcard: the wonderful smooth grass which allows me to slide about 20 feet.

Who needs to be athletic when all you need to be is insane?

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Must. Buy. Materazzi. Jersey.

The man is my new role model. It's too bad he's a stupid Italian like Todd Bertuzzi. Otherwise I'd worship him.


1) If Materazzi DID say something racist, he should have the book thrown at him Di Canio style. I mean, there is a GIANT FUCKING BANNER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STADIUM that says "NO TO RACISM".

2) Fans that are racist are stupid, should be thrown out of stadiums, and be disqualified from life. Making monkey noises and throwing bananas at African players don't make you funny. It makes you a racist asshole who has chosen to make himself an ass at a soccer game for no apparent reason other than making yourself an ass.

3) All that being said, if I could get somebody as good as Zidane sent off, I'd say/do anything and everything. Screw pushing the envelope. I'd fucking burn the envelope. I'd talk about his whore sister, his dying mother, his dead grandmother, his gay uncle, his molested kids, whatever was available. I'd use every single racist slur ever devised by any ignorant redneck. I'd talk about fucking his kids, White Noise style. If there was something worth trading your personal integrity for, the World Cup, the glory, and the hot and cold running pools of high class poontang would probably be one.

In short, I don't condone racism, but I'd engage in it if it wins me a World Cup.

There is a subtle difference being just a racist douchebag for no apparent reason, and trading your personal integrity and honour for a World cup. It's subtle, both despicable, but it's there. And I have never ever claimed to be a saint.

I mean, I got some Belgian guy who's 5 times the player I am to take a Yellow Card (should have been sent off) for telling him to "Cry me a river." Imagine what would have happened had I told him to "Go Back to Holland." Supposedly Belgians get really angry when they are mixed up with the dutch, kind of like Koreans and Japanese. Had I had that information ahead of time, I probably would have utilized it.

Monday, July 03, 2006

Went Gift Shopping for You Fuckers Yesterday

Went to the wholesale district for girly shit yesterday.

Literally had to leave my testicles at the door of the store, or otherwise they wouldn't let me in.

Bought a krapload of Hello Kitty stuff, so you'd all suffer as much as I do.

Cars will be fobbed.

Kittens will be hung on cell phones.

Fun will be had by all.