Whiter than Rice

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

The O.C.

I'm just going to clarify my views on the show one more time.


I am not watching a bunch of rich spoiled White kids act like douchebags and complain about their problems when they are all richer than god and swimming in hot and cold running pools of poontang.

For some reason women (and probably some female readers of this blog)(My friends) watch the show, I think they just can't help it or something, so I'm going to let that slide.

However, for the men, I don't care if you think Misha Barton is hot (She is), no self-respecting man should be watching the show. I don't care if you're just watching the show to pick up chicks, no self-respecting man should be watching the show. Again, I know lots of my female friends watch the show, but they aren't stupid enough to let themselves get picked up by guys who watch the show for the sake of trying to pick up chicks.

Any chick that would have sex with you just because you watch the show, isn't worth it, because she probably would have sex with anybody, and that may lead to a few problems that might show up on my Pathology Exam next week.

If you're going to watch TV, watch something worthwhile, like a show with a talking dog and an evil baby, or watch Jack Bauer shoot a minority because he's trying to find a bomb/a person/a misc. device in a limited amount of time.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Man Charged After Urinating on Asian Woman

Where do these assholes come from

An Ann Arbor man could face charges of indecent exposure and other serious charges after he allegedly urinated on woman because she was Asian.

Police are calling it a case of ethnic intimidation after the 21-year-old man made derogatory statements to the Asian couple who were walking just a few blocks from the University of Michigan campus, then urinated on a woman.

I think it's just because the guy's never seen any Japanese Porno Movies. It's supposed to be the woman urinates on the man.

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Well, we know what kind of people read Sports Illustrated.

Stupid people that send stupid fucking questions to the mailbag

For all the talk about the Curse of the Bambino over there and the Kentucky Fried Curse smashed by the Hanshin Tigers over here in Japan, no one seems to have spotted the latest mystical force -- the Curse of the Rising Sun. For the past three years, the losing team in the World Series has been the one with the Japanese player on the postseason roster. Does this mean the White Sox and Cards can stop hoping now?
-- Ben Kiggell, Tokyo

All right, Ben, I'll play along. So Taguchi for the Cardinals last year. Hideki Matsui of the Yankees the year before that. And the Giants' Tsuyoshi Shinjo in 2002, right? And, of course, Taguchi and Tadahito Iguchi of the White Sox this year. But let's not forget other playoff possibles whose teams may be doomed by the curse: Kazuo Matsui, Kazuhisa Ishii and Shingo Takatsu (Mets); big Matsui of the Yankees; and Akinori Otsuka and Dave Roberts (born in Okinawa) of the Padres. That's just off the top of my head, too. As far as you know.

I'll play along too:

1) So Taguchi played for the 2004 Cardinals. It was sure his fault the Cardinals lost the World Series. It was his fault that Jeff Suppan can't run the bases properly. It was his fault the Cardinals couldn't hit a crippled Curt Schilling. It was his fault that Mark Bellhorn made the Cardinal pitching staff his bitches. It was DEFINITLY his Yellow ass that made Scott Rolen forget to show up for the World Series. Did I mention it was his slitty eyes and small penis that caused Scott Rolen and Jim Edmonds to have as many hits COMBINED in 4 games as So Taguchi's hits in the WS?

In case you guys don't know what I'm talking about:
Scott Rolen: 0 for 15
Jim Edmonds: 1 for 15
So Taguchi: 1 for 4

2) Why bother mentioning the Mets. They'll never make the playoffs anyway. Now the fact that their Asian players suck might have something to do with it, but that mainly has to do with them being METS players rather than them being Asian.

3) Hang on... what happened in 2004... let me think...




Johnny Damon: Half Asian. His new wife, also half Asian.
Dave Roberts: (mentioned in the FUCKING ARTICLE): Half Asian, born in Okinawa.

Well, what the fuck do I know, I guess maybe Dave Roberts stole that bag because he was unscrupulous.

4) What else happened in 2004...

Oh right, this Seattle Mariner Team I used to enjoy watching didn't do very well, and I think this short little slanty eyed Asian dude did pretty well. Broke some record of some dead guy. Not important at all, in fact, it was because of him that his team sucked. That's it.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Somehow, I figure this might be attributed to Minority Unit

Stats Canada: Canadians Spending More on Alcohol

Canadians bought more beer, wine and spirits last year, but the growth in alcohol sales slowed slightly, Statistics Canada reported Thursday.

In total, Canada's beer and liquor stores and agencies sold more than $16.1 billion worth of alcoholic beverages during the fiscal year ending March 31, 2004, up 4.9 per cent from the year before.

However, this rate of growth was slower than the 6.0 per cent increase during the previous fiscal year...

Last year, beer was by far the most popular libation, capturing 50.7 per cent of the country's alcohol trade, while spirits and wine trailed at 24.7 per cent and 24.6 per cent respectively.

Liquor stores and their agencies sold nearly $4 billion worth of wine, up 7.4 per cent from the previous year...

Profit taken in by provincial and territorial liquor authorities peaked at $4.3 billion, up 7.2 per cent from the previous year, the biggest year-over-year increase in 20 years.

"On average, each Canadian aged 15 and older purchased 107.2 litres of alcoholic beverages, up one litre from the previous fiscal year," Statistics Canada reports. Per capita data is based on the population aged 15 and over.

Provincially, British Columbia and Ontario saw the largest increase in net income with 11. 1 per cent and 9.4 per cent respectively.

God I love those guys.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Questions that Make a Whole Lot of Sense

Oh Man You Can't Make This Shit Up

CAMP WILLIAMS, Utah (Reuters) - Asked whether he would relocate permanently to Utah after being brought here as a refugee from Hurricane Katrina, Larry Andrew rattled off a series of questions on Friday on the delicate issue of race.

"How do the adults really feel about us moving in?" he asked at Camp Williams, a military base 21 miles south of Salt Lake City housing about 400 refugees from last weeks disaster. "What if I find a Caucasian girl and decide to date her?

"Will I have to deal with whispering behind me and eyeballing me?" asked the 36-year-old black man.

My advice to you buddy:

Get a bulletproof vest.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Hey Kid, Fuck You and Your Stupid Dog

If I see another "Pet Report" on the news I will walk out into the streets of Taipei, find the first dog I see, and kick it 3 times in the nads. Hard.

I've already been burnt hard with the "You are Asian you would have eaten the dogs already" jokes. So Save it.

Yes, I would have eaten the dogs in a situation like this. Better to have some dog meat instead of starve to death or heaven for bid head down to a Wal-Mart and get shot by Troops defending the fall stock of Nikes.

Everytime I watch the news there's some calamity about "dogs being left behind" or "pets drowning" or "White boy cries about losing his dog."

F!@# your dog man.

People are dying.

Pets are only a burden on the situation, as they take water and food, water and food PEOPLE DON'T HAVE.

There are two types of dogs that should get to survive in this situation:

1) Guiding Dogs for the Blind
2) Police Dogs that can help for search and rescue.

Fluffy the Chihuahua?


Monday, September 05, 2005

Hurricane Katrina

I have a lot to say about this tragedy.

Fortunately, somebody has said all i wanted to say for me.

Please visit yellowcontent.blogspot.com

He regularly updates the site wrt to the Hurricane and offers good insight. Most of his stuff is similar to mine, but without the swearing.